— Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via blua)

Jesus Christ I feel like his mother because just looking at this gif makes me nervous.
“No Matt don’t wave the fire around it’s dangerous.”
“Matt please be careful and don’t drop the Olympic torch.”
“For the love of all that is holy keep it away from your hair JUST BE SAFE PLEASE DON’T BURN ANYTHING.”
“Oh, this looks like a large ice cream cone.”
“I wonder if it’ll go out if I wave it around.”
“This is heavier than I thought it would be.”
“Opps.”
(Source: rorysdiedagain, via ladykaterobin)